I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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