I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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