I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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