PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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