I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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