just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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