It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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