Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
