Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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