I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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