Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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