Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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