it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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