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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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