Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
now i know why i became what i already was.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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