You're so nebulous sometimes
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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