But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
