it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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