I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Randomize
