dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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