"it" just moved
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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