I will die if light touches me.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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