Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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