I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
