I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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