can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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