i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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