just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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