I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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