After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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