so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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