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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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