We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have tasted many bathrooms
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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