I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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