pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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