We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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