is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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