Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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