It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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