Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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