After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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