i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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