did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
