Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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