Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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