but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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