I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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