I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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