There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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