i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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